Super Massive Long Hetalia Thingy.

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. France

2. Spain

3. ChibiMano

4. Romano

5. Prussia

6. England

7. Russia

8. Canada

9. Poland

10. Lithuania

11. Germania

12. Rome

1) Have you read a five/ten fic fic?

Prussia and Lithuania!? no!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

oh yeahhh, cuz i'm pedo like that

3) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

that one where he calls Lithuania b/c Lithuania has been cheating on him with Russia.. i'm pretty sure it was a back-theme to a FrUk fic

4) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Russia and Spain? poor spain <3

5) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

four/eight. romano and canada XD

6) What would happen if Seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Russia would probably not give two shits.

7) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two six fic.

After England's epic win against Spain and his seemingly impenetrable Armada, the English man is given full confidence that he can dominate the Spaniard again, in more ways than one.

8) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Romano and Lithuania... NO. i hope not.

9) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

France and Prussia..

Bad Friends good.

10) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

A fucking twisted one, with A LOT of crack.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven? What about nine slash?

Russia.. at least on of my friends has!

Poland/ ... maybe lol

12) If you wrote a song!fic about nine, what song would you choose?

sexy naughty bitchy.

13) if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

...MAJOR PEDO WARNING ...

14) What pick up line might eight use on five?

...I like your bird...eh :)

15) Challenge: Write a drabble fic for ten/eight.

i'm opting out of this due to strict head canon.

16) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Russia sees Spain and Rome

i think he would just smile..

17) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Romano slowly and painfully plucked the rose petals off one by one, sending France into a state of excruciating torture. Romano Smiled.

18) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

iunno.. I READ RUSSIAMERICA

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hetero?

NOOO because one day, that boy will grow up to be a wonder gay man <3

20) Does anyone on your friends list draw eleven?

i have...

21) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

SPAIN/ROMANO/PRUSSIA YEHAHHYEAHHHHHHHHHH i actually am compelled to now XDD

22) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Protecting his Poland <3

23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Prussia.. recently..

24) What is Six’s super-secret kink?

... FRANCIS...with a unicorn horn up his bum bum : D <3

25) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?

no not at all.

26) If Three and Seven got together, who tops?

Russia... poor Chibimano <3

27) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic?

“France and Poland are in a happy relationship until Poland suddenly runs off with Romano. France, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rome and a brief unhappy affair with Germaina, then follows the wise advice of Prussia and finds true love with Spain.”

'Closer than you think' ..due to the fact that spain and france are beside each other

28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

uh... i'd scared for my country's life

Russia and Canada :/ actually i read a fic where the whole world is with Canada and i quite enjoyed the Russia/Canada scenes considering Russia get's turned into a kitty and i love cats!

29) What would Twelve and One be like in a relationship?

Rome and France.. i could see it, if Rome wasn't old and decrepit.. but in his prime they'd probably do lovely nasty things on a certain Roman's boat ;D

30) Two and Ten: Totally crack or canon?

Spain and Germaina. CRACCCCKK

31) Is four het or slash better?

ROMANO...SLASHHHHH SPAINNN <3

32) Have you ever read any fanfiction of Five and Eleven?

Prussia and Germaina.. nope

33) Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is after Nine and Ten!

Why was England afraid of Russia? Because Russia is after Poland and Lithuania... THIS IS AWESOME AND ACTUALLY MADE SENSE.

34) If Eight was to cosplay, what would they be?

Hinata from Naruto.

35) How many beers would One have to chug to go after Twelve?

..Francis drinks fine wine.. and he wouldn’t have to be drunk AT ALL to go after anyone XD

36) Would Three make a good couple with Six? Or a better couple with two?

Chibimano with England or Spain.. WELL DURRR one of my OTP's SPA-fucking-MANO

37) Six and Seven have to go n a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting “distracted” halfway through?

Distracted.. but i highly doubt it would be in a sexual way :/

38) Pick a Disney film to represent Ten and Two.

Alice in Wonderland <3

39) if Three and Eleven are doing S&M, who’s the sadist?

opting out of this question

40) Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

I'm on a boat... Russia/Rome

41) is there and evidence of four/twelve?

well it's his Grandpa.. and everyone in Hetalia is quite incestuous.. :/

42) How hot would seven/three be?

anyone except for Spain with Chibimano is just NOT HOT.

43)If seven walked in on two and eight performing, shall we say, “interesting” activities, what would their reaction be?

he would go yell at Francis for letting his 'pervy friend' touch their son ;D i got some fruk in there XD

44) What’s one’s secret kink?

France:

England speaking French <3

45) How about twelve?

Boats. and being on them.

46) Or perhaps 10?

Lithuania.. :/ iunno

47) What title would you assign a one/three/five threesome?

France/Chibimano/Prussia

Spain gonna take his giant axe thing and chop yo balls off.

48) How about two/four/six?

Spain/Romano/England

Language Barriers

49) Or even seven/eight/nine?

Russia/Canada/Poland

Blonde Bombshells ;D